Total Medals Earned: 237 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,950 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 10 enemies
kill 5 enemies
kill 15 enemies
kill 20 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
Reach wave 15
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 14/20 (245/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/150 points)
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Turn off the rain.
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.